A PHONE RINGS
BETTIE: Hi, I'm calling from Better Together, to ask if you will vote no.
JIM: Vote no or no vote?
BETTIE: Yes, actually
JIM: Vote Yes?
BETTIE: No, vote no
JIM: Aye, I'll no vote no.
BETTIE [Uncertain]: So, can I take that as a no?
JIM: Who are you, anyways?
BETTIE: I'm Bettie, from Better Together
JIM: Are you that bird off the telly?
BETTIE [Confused]: No, actually. I'm Better from Bettie Together.
JIM: OK, Bettie, what way better?
BETTIE: Lots of ways! We'll keep the pound, for one thing.
JIM: But I have a pound. I might have two. So, what way "better"?
BETTIE: Er, well, we'll all have the pound, so that will be better won't it?
JIM: Better than what?
BETTIE: Better than voting No
JIM: So, my two pounds are better than voting no. Is that what you are saying?
JIM: Right, that's me decided.
BETTIE: Good. So you'll vote no?
BETTIE: Er, is that a yes?
BETTIE: Gosh, wonderful!
JIM: Aye. Bye
PUTS PHONE DOWN